Dear Reader,
My adventures and travels amongst you have been somewhat curtailed this year. I find I must write to you to let you know that I am providing inspirational and insightful tarot card readings. I invite you to join me in my Parlour of Paranormality, where I shall look into the depth and nature of each of your souls.The tarot cards have helped me to develop clarity and insight into my own life over many centuries. This is a once in a pandemic opportunity for you to consult me in my very own parlour before travels resume.
One doesn’t like to mention vulgarities such as payment in polite society. But I do find it expedient, since no one has been able to view my talents in a theatre or public domain since March. I have enlisted a shop, at Etsy. Where you can appoint me as your very own personal oracle. Whatever next? More exciting news will zoom into your missive box before you can say “pass the laudanum”
Yours faithfully.
Madame Sylvia (I am now wed).
